A lot of people have strong feelings about Valentine’s Day. For some, it’s a day of romance, whilst for others, it’s a disgusting perversion of sentimentality for pure capitalistic gain. For most, it’s somewhere in between. How do you feel about it?
Don’t answer that. I don’t care.
What matters is that regardless of how you feel about it, I wanted to do something special for it. Well really I wanted a deadline for part 2 of Gary’s Lament, and this lined up nicely. But let’s chalk it up to holiday spirit anyway.
Anyway, as promised, here’s part 2. I think you’ll like it.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE.
Last year, I wanted to do something special for Valentine’s day, for some people I felt strongly about. So I made a dirty twine game. As you do. It’s quick, it’s basic, and it’s not even really that dirty, but it’s fine, and it captures the spirit of the holiday pretty well. I hope. I literally haven’t read it since I wrote it a year ago. That could be a mistake.
Anyway, you can play it right here, if you’re so inclined. But, uh, NSFW. Obviously.
Wait until it fades to black
Ride into the sunset
Would I lie to you?
Well, I’ve got something to say
Grab your six-gun from your back
Throttle the ignition
Would I die for you?
Well here’s your answer in spades